there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that
the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah
masculinity is so fragile that when i got a small cut (that was bleeding a lot) while at work, when i asked where the bandaids were one of my male coworkers gave me one of those really condescending “awwww”s like alright sure you can think im a wittle baby all you want but i’d rather not bleed all over the clean dishes and on peoples food?????
Fact: According to a recent study, neither bisexuals, pansexuals nor asexuals exist. It was also discovered that the existence of global warming is a misconception, evolution didn’t really happen, we’re all still singular cellular organisms and the earth is flat. Santa is real though.