goddamn-batgirl:

prismplague:

arctoidea:

there are too many pictures of mermaids in sexy poses and not enough of them drowning and eating men. whats up with that

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THANKS FRIEND





otterparade:

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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hotelmario:

masculinity is so fragile that when i got a small cut (that was bleeding a lot) while at work, when i asked where the bandaids were one of my male coworkers gave me one of those really condescending “awwww”s like alright sure you can think im a wittle baby all you want but i’d rather not bleed all over the clean dishes and on peoples food?????



dronesleep:

got dengit



shazzsteel:

Cosplayer: Lisa

Photographer: Shazzsteel



thedebonairgentlequeer:

wryer:

“In 1921, early suffragettes often donned a bathing suit and ate pizza in large groups to annoy men…it was a custom at the time.”

TIME TO REVIVE A CUSTOM





drunkteeth:

quacksire:

we talking about the same achievement hunter? (x)

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so violent

they are literally big babies pretending to be adults



purrs-n-scurrs:

that is a damn dirty lie and i think we all know it layton



ghostruto:

wii-sport:

What does this say

"Parental unit of the female persuasion, outside of our home as a man who sells iced desserts. Will you lend me some of the local currency"

"No, as we have chocolate iced desserts in our refrigeration and freezing unit that you can consume instead" 



bifacts:

Fact: According to a recent study, neither bisexuals, pansexuals nor asexuals exist. It was also discovered that the existence of global warming is a misconception, evolution didn’t really happen, we’re all still singular cellular organisms and the earth is flat. Santa is real though.



wii-sport:

What does this say





aaaaa42:

>get married

>gf now wife

>tfw no gf